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12.06.2025 03:50
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.